If I was a black man you would be my hoe Or maybe an Asian so we can eat egg rolls I can be a Mexican and dress like a Cholo But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo Saying swag is cool Now I’ll make a wish on thes magic golden shoes A gypsy sold them to me said they make wishes come true Say hello to a negro in 3, 2 DAMN I want to be everything I’m not That’s why I say swag a lot I wish I was a black man So these big shoes would fit Or maybe an Asian to explain my baby d&ck I can be a Mexican, Selena told me so But I’m just a white Canadian that looks like a lesbo And it really blows Hey what’s going on guys, can I hang with you? Being a minority that’s all I wanna do I like to say swag, I heard you guys do too. Why the fuck your whispering Get the hell out of her dude Justin! Justin! I need to talk to Justin! What’s the deal doc, I was hangin’ with my new friends. I ran some tests, it turns out that your a girl man. But I’m with Selena, does that make me a lesbian? Exactly. That explains why I can’t find my c&ck! It was just small I thought. Turns out I’m your girlfriend. Because I’m not a bro. That’s why we never had sex. I got nothing below. I’m actually a lesbian. The doctor told me so. So if you wanna scissor, girl just let me know. I’ll scissor you for sure. Now that I know that I am really a girl, don’t wanna be a different race no more just a lesbian. Wait! I need to come clean. There’s something about me that you don’t know. I am not a Lady, I didn’t wanna say. They would of kicked me off of Wizards of Waverly If your actually a man, does that mean I’m straight? This is so damn confusing. I thought that I was gay. Can we scissor any way. Okay.