I wear it every day and night Jerkin' my jimmies side to side The spiky finger feels so fine They make my old snake come alive It's the way I'm feelin', I just can't deny That I gotta let one go I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I slam my left hand in the door So I wear it on my right Turn away, cause I'm a wrinkled whore I feel the meat beat in my mind It's the way I'm feelin', I just can't deny That I gotta let one go I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate I wear a glove when I masturbate