Yo B
You ready to make a video that no one will ever see because your man won't put it on YouTube?

This video looks like a bunch of bad home movies
Can you believe I'm the same person who once made Single Ladies?
That vid had class, this vid is just ass
Thanks to Jay-Z
This keyboard loop sounds like it was made by a baby

This video's not posted on YouTube
If you wanna see you have to log on to Tidal and subscribe too,
How come we still at zero views?!

If fans will not pay for music
I'll force them to do it
By making this vid an exclusive

Dammit Jay-Z, are you that stupid?
Who would pay twenty bucks
Just to see me shake my fake butt?
I do that in every vid, who gives a fuck?
Dude, your plan sucks

Maybe, but it's just not fair
That music is stolen and file shared
I just don't understand why the fans don't care
About us poor pop star millionaires

Jay-Z why do you hate us so much?

You're my rivals!

But no one wants your shitty service

Don't you dare insult Tidal!

We are both free

You only have a month free trail

You're overpriced

Plus who the hell wants uncompressed files?

We're in a kiddy pool in this scene
But no one knows that 'cause no one has seen this video
No one's gonna pay twenty bucks for a video
Jay-Z, Tidal sucks

This song is weak
It's not unique 
It's just another song 'bout how I'm a sex freak 
It's clear that the title refers to masturbation
That's why I do this move, meant to be simulation 
All my lyrics are the same
I just about getting laid
And have some guys say I take big dick well for having such a small frame
That drives my male fans insane
That includes Drake and Lil Wayne 
That's why after they watch my vids in their boxers there's a wet stain (ew)

We've got bad news
Tidal is bankrupt
Kiss it bye-bye

How can that be?
I pushed it so hard

I'm sorry Jay-Z, nice try

I feel so bad
I lost all my cash
I'm gonna cry
I just need to see the one I love
My dear sweet wife