Yo B You ready to make a video that no one will ever see because your man won't put it on YouTube? This video looks like a bunch of bad home movies Can you believe I'm the same person who once made Single Ladies? That vid had class, this vid is just ass Thanks to Jay-Z This keyboard loop sounds like it was made by a baby This video's not posted on YouTube If you wanna see you have to log on to Tidal and subscribe too, How come we still at zero views?! If fans will not pay for music I'll force them to do it By making this vid an exclusive Dammit Jay-Z, are you that stupid? Who would pay twenty bucks Just to see me shake my fake butt? I do that in every vid, who gives a fuck? Dude, your plan sucks Maybe, but it's just not fair That music is stolen and file shared I just don't understand why the fans don't care About us poor pop star millionaires Jay-Z why do you hate us so much? You're my rivals! But no one wants your shitty service Don't you dare insult Tidal! We are both free You only have a month free trail You're overpriced Plus who the hell wants uncompressed files? We're in a kiddy pool in this scene But no one knows that 'cause no one has seen this video No one's gonna pay twenty bucks for a video Jay-Z, Tidal sucks This song is weak It's not unique It's just another song 'bout how I'm a sex freak It's clear that the title refers to masturbation That's why I do this move, meant to be simulation All my lyrics are the same I just about getting laid And have some guys say I take big dick well for having such a small frame That drives my male fans insane That includes Drake and Lil Wayne That's why after they watch my vids in their boxers there's a wet stain (ew) We've got bad news Tidal is bankrupt Kiss it bye-bye How can that be? I pushed it so hard I'm sorry Jay-Z, nice try I feel so bad I lost all my cash I'm gonna cry I just need to see the one I love My dear sweet wife