Prepare to watch a vid so dumb You'll be so grateful when it's done Shia Lebeouf doesn't have much on He looks like a half naked dirty bum And this little blonde girl is such a freak With such an odd limber physique The whole thing's just them in a cage Doing this paedophile ballet "Hey creep, get away!" "I'm twelve, you're twenty-eight!" No-one's going to understand what this is They're gonna think we're geniuses! Your underwear's dirty and smells really putrid I'm method acting, that's my shit Good god you're so disgusting! Sia, why aren't you in this thing? I don't appear in videos Or face the audience at shows Do you hate when folks watch you sing? No it's a pretentious art thing Besides, I'd rather people watch this You two dancing like idiots Hey! A mini- me but without boobs And a creep whose beard looks like pubes This does not seem legal! This is art you asshole! Who are you guys? We are the fbi! Put the twelve year old down now Shia You're under arrest for dancing with a young child Hands up right now paedophile! Don't arrest him, this was all my idea! Who the hell are you? I am Sia If this paedo video was made by you I guess we will arrest you too! There's no need to arrest me I tweeted an apology!