I'm a little guy, with a massive problem No matter what I do, I cannot get a hard one I tried pumping, I tried humping, but I'm stuck I cannot get it u-u-up, and it really Suh-uh-ucks Welcome to the flaccid zone, the Bob Doe fantasy Give me five levitras, ten viagras and cialis, please They callin' me an alien, a small-headed astronaut Maybe it's because your boy Little Kanye's wee-wee soft You're so goddamn horny But you cannot get off, because you we're made soft Your slug, minimizing Looking like a victim, maybe it was poison They say, be afraid You're not like the others, slimmer than a geezer They say you have AIDS Does it even matter? You're from a hole of the world A foreskin dimension You try and you try But nothing you do seems to make unright E.D. E-E-E.D Problems with your wiener Cannot get a boner Horny, so-so horny Without an erection You cannot get action! Am I an alien? Or do I need extense My wienus will not grow It's so dysfunctional Went to a bar out Mars Where your body can't get hot beneath the stars Got some pills guaranteed to make me large Swallowed all of them straight out of the jar Rock it on deck, harder like Shrek Tell me what's next, can we do sex? Imma disrobe you then Imma probe you I really hope those pills work So I can at least jerk E.D. E-E-E.D Problems with your wiener Cannot get a boner Horny, so-so horny Without an erection You cannot get action! Am I an alien? Or do I need extense My wienus will not grow It's so dysfunctional It's so dysfunctional