The last song that I sang made the whole world's ears bleed So I made another one Am I the only one whose nipples are throbbing? Does anyone know where I can find drugs? I think I need to puke I sniffed way too much glue I really need some cocaine My head's up in the clouds I think I smoked way too much weed I'm a drug addict Drug addict It's my time, feeling great, getting high I'm thumbing at the lips I might vomit I've waited for so long to put this stuff up my nose I'm a drug addict Drug addict It's my time, feeling great, getting high I'm thumbing at the lips I might vomit I've waited for so long to put this stuff up my nose Oh shit, I'm about to lose it Just ran out of Xanax All my crack has been sniffed Take a swig of whiskey I just grabbed my panties I will go and eat one If they give me more drugs More drugs Drugs, drugs, drugs Ding, ding, ding, ding If it's drugs you want, it's drug I got Just come over here and touch my slob If a kid doesn't need you, bet I'll be there Got all kinds of goodies, so don't be scared Ding, I've got just what you need Plenty and plenty of woo-woo seeds Taking pictures of you like a paparazzi Head home, look at them and strain the broccoli Flip-flap, flip-flap, bing-bang-bong Plugging bags, ribs, you ding-dang-dong Been spying on you since you turned ten Hiding outside and smacking my ding-ding Oh, come here, little girlie Take a sip of this, it'll put you right to sleep It'll make you feel right I'm a drug addict Drug addict It's my time Feeling great, getting high I'm foaming at the lips I might vomit I've waited for so long To put this stuff up my nose I'm a drug addict Drug addict It's my time Feeling great, getting high I'm foaming at the lips I might vomit I've waited for so long To put this stuff up my nose To put this stuff up my nose I'm a drug addict