I like weed I really, really, really like weed So much that if the moment arrived I'd gladly beat your ass for one bowl Even though you're my brother I like weed I like buds I even like the leaves Those stems and seeds bum me out I still have to say I like weed I like to call my boy chris on his beeper, on his beeper Chris calls me back and he asks where I'm at I say orizaba and tenth He says how much you want And I say fifties fine He says alright I'll be there in 15 minutes time I like weed Why watch and see me foreign when I read Now this song is done So excuse me while I smoke some weed