The elevator, in the hotel lobby has a lazy door The man inside is going to a hotel room He jumped out right after seeing just the very sight of me Decided he better hike it to the second floor It's temporary, this place I'm in I permanently won't do this again My belongings scattered all across the hotel floor Now then later, I was thinking it over by the snack machine I thought about you and a candy bar The Now And Laters, now that I've got, stuck between my teeth I fell asleep to the greatest movie of the year A man gets lonely, for heaven's sake He's wondering only what did you do today The world's spinning around into an old, sad song Well it's coming down outside like I've never even seen before I fell into some kind of sorry state But looking back now, I think it's finally time for me to laugh about it And get my things together and find something to say Well I feel awful, and I believe That time gets wasted in this misery And darling, I never wanna come back home