The first of days, on our way
Towards the biggest stage of the western states
At the Thunderbird Lodge the creeping resident gives a strong salute
Not the best shoes for shingles but
Things are great, yeah things are great
In a cow shit smelling hellhole called Coalinga

Welcome to Coalinga, called Coalinga
Welcome to Coalinga, called Coalinga
Try not spill anything, you're welcome back anytime
You're welcome back anytime

And the windy walk provided to be quite a trip
Being carried by my ribcage up the hill
Goddamn someone said
Seated at the table of a hotel bar, no epiphanies
But the thing is, it isn't
And they said

You're welcome back anytime
To the foul ass smelling hellhole called
Coalinga

Welcome to Coalinga, called Coalinga
Welcome to Coalinga, called Coalinga
You're welcome back anytime, anytime...