Bang! there goes another cup I guess I ran out of luck today 'Cos my parents are fighting anyway Bang! there goes another plate I guess my mummy was home too late And now they're screaming their lungs out And I'm crying my eyes out But there's Noddy on the wall He understands it all He winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine There's Noddy on the wall And he understands it all He winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine Bang! there goes another cup I guess I ran out of luck today 'Cos my parents are fighting anyway Bang! there goes another tool I didn't do well enough at school And now they're screaming their lungs out And I'm crying my eyes out But there's Noddy on the wall He understands it all He winks at me and tells me everything's gonna be fine There's Noddy on the wall Unreplacable He winks at me... There I am off to Toyland My red suitcase in my hand The bus stops and the driver smiles at me Says his bus goes somewhere else ''But hey, little girl, what will your parents say, They'll miss you when you're gone'' He goes off to a phonebox And 5 minutes later My parents are speeding up the highway Bang! I hear the car-window burst 'Cos they're fighting on who'll get out first And then they order me to get in Whaps! My dad slaps me in the face Says I'm a disgrace for the human race And now they're screaming their lungs out And I'm crying my eyes out There's Noddy on the wall And he understands it all But he hits me hard and says: ''Don't you ever leave me again, My dear friend''