I only take drugs on my birthday
A new year, Christmas, every other Thurdsay
I only take drugs on my birthday
And it's my motherfuckin' birthday
I only take drugs on my birthday
It's all me, celebrate it witrh my party
I only take drugs on my birthday
And it's my motherfuckin' birthday
I only take drugs wirth my best friend
Stay out of the west end
Ain't nobody that
I even care to try impressing
I'ma cross some minds
Before this turns into a brawl now
Pick it up, pick it
Cowboy in my ends, no picking up
When you make me wait, uh
Don't piss me off
If you were my waiter
I'm not tippin' ya
'Cause I only take drugs on my birthday
A new year, Christmas, every other Thurdsay
I only take drugs on my birthday
And it's my motherfuckin' birthday
I only take drugs on my birthday
It's all me, celebrate it witrh my party
I only take drugs on my birthday
And it's my motherfuckin' birthday
