Yeah, I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School I rescued 17 chickens one day I'm the Magic Man, got a magic goose Them chickens do stuff I can't explain to you My life is a macaroni dream Little white mouses crawl in my bed I'm the Magic Man For real though I know karate and definitely used it on a Low ridin' hobbit on my mountain I said "You know what, this ain't right" And then he farted And I was like "Damn, son, sh** is rude It's my mountain. You wanna pass gas you can go on home." Hey, hey hey - get me a windmill. Julian! Why don't you go decorate a pie? Aww naw, look out y'all, it's the Bee Gees! I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School Loan me a dragon, I wanna see space The Magic Man, got a magic goose No hobbit ever better disrespect my mountain This hobbit I knew pissed off a homeboy And the bitch shot him two times - bang! - on his mountain And I had to break it to his son We took a ring from the guy's finger It brought us 200 bills I flew to Cuba, he flew to Mexico I ain't shoot anything Man, that's crazy! You lookin' for a ghetto hobbit with a uzi I'm the Magic Man at the Magic School There's a gremlin walkin' on my sidewalk I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose Micro-tape True ninja. Magic Man at the Magic School Yeah, I ain't see no hobbits in Star Wars I'm the Magic Man, got a Magic Goose Gang Fight!! My niece had a Shih Tzu But she don't have it no more It bit Jolly June the humpback up on her hump Spank my wood Till I bleed Or so that I scream "Soufflé!" Oh my God, there's a tissue in my Chevy, homeboy I wanna touch your booty FLIRT! MILF! I got a fluffy shirt.