So Christmas time is here again Shove it up your vegan face We'll do a lot more stuff in the new year unless you're dead People love different foods Organic chicken is a snooze I want more grease and I want more chocolate cake Christmas is here Yeah Christmas is here Grab a friend's hand and yank them near It's the best time of the year Christmas is here I really feel all the magical Christmas spirit I like a bunch of Christmas flowers I've been eatin' jelly beans for hours I hate the sweater wearers I think I mentioned that When I finally speak I won't tell you anything at all The problem is yours 'Cause I'm a looker and I run the show Please help me Christmas is here Yeah Christmas is here Look into the sun with zero fear It's the best time of the year Christmas is here I just got a very adorable present A trump robot clearly sent from heaven I'm not the real Donald Trump But I can scare you just as much Christmas is here Play in the snow Grab a friend's hand an don't let go I'm the most big league guy I know Christmas is here I will live in silence I'm the best part of the year, but Christmas is here He'll freeze the diamond money He's the best part of the year Christmas isn't fun At least when you're not a real human Oh, why can I not know love? Why, creator do you not join us? Why? One time I just want to feel the wind on my face Huh? Can a robot be unhappy? The guy's sufferin' and he might die Have a look at the electrical feed, it's probably wrong Look into it for me and my little guy