one is you two is me three's a baby four's the family buy the cake buy the ring get the knife stick it in cos it all adds up you've got one stab at love cos I'm gonna love you til you die cos I'm gonna love you til you die five is love six is plastic seven's money eight's fantastic buy the car buy the house get the wheels flick the mouse cos it all adds up you've got one stab at love cos I'm gonna love you til you die cos I'm gonna love you til you die slap your kids hit your wife cos you hate your life screw the f-word in your fist cross the numbers off your list You'll never be much wiser than a failed womaniser for once in your life be a man and expire cos I'm gonna love you til you die cos I'm gonna love you til you die