Cut a hole in my chest, push in some blood
I'm about as female as a sexual retard
Sew up the scar with a rusty nail and rope
Can I borrow your bra 'til I'm as clean as soap?
In a blue [?] I go out on the town
We drink like goldfish, flopping on the ground
Give me a reason to go home to my wife
My hands are nailed to the bar, Jesus what a life
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Everything's gonna be alright
Look down my dress there's no mountains
Look in my lap there's no valley
Look in my eyes you'll see a lake there
Get out a shammy, I'm a fake, dear
