I'm laughing at a show you like
I'm stoned out my mind
Trying to get the timing right
It's 8:39 at night
Pick up your hand and I hold it tight
Don't laugh at me or I'll pick a fight!

I am the centerfold
I don't like doing what I'm told to do
It's true, but I think I'd look good on you

I swear to god
You're not like any other guy
Nothings ever felt so right
So come get high with me
I hate your guts
But that's alright
I like your company
So stay the night
And come get high with me

Kind of wishing you were here right now
Call me up and say you're near my house
I just really need a hug, mm yeah
I'm kind of by myself now
Haven't seen nobody in awhile
But you're always on my mind somehow

I am the centerfold
I don't like doing what I'm told to do
It's true, but I think I'd look good on you

I swear to god
You're not like any other guy
Nothings ever felt so right
So come get high with me
I hate your guts
But that's alright
I like your company
So stay the night
And come get high with me

I'm laughing at a show you like
I'm stoned out my mind
Trying to get the timing right