Hi, you've reached Tim Lambesis, I'm not here right now, so leave me a message
Hello there, how are you? I was just thinking about double brutal and realized, we need to get started writing songs now! Come meet me at the graphic arts classroom so we can practice!
Wait, wait, wait! Hello? Hello? Who is this? You are not the real Arnold! I am the real Arnold!
No, you're not! You're my clone, running around, trying to be me!
Of course I'm the real Arnold you idiot! I'm at Tim's couch standing right next to a Maria answer the phone... I know you! I heard you being Mr Funny Guy with your jokes and all that about the Gummy Bear of Candycornia and working out, and your song titles, well it's not funny anymore!
That's what any good clone would say! Prove it! You sound like an old man!
Of course I sound older than you, you idiot! I am 62 years old and totally angry! Ah, you sound like me when I was 18. I see Tim standing right over there, you know, that girly man, with his long hair and colorful tattoos, right? Ha-ha-ha... Exactly!
There's only room for one! And I'm the real Arnold!
Stop it! Neeeeeaaaah! I will crush you!
You are nothing!
I will burn your eyes out with my stogie you idiot!
You flinching choir boy
Come, hear me! Hear me now!
