Keep it 100 Keep it 100 So, you're saying she was here last night With a brand-new guy Leaving together at last call You're telling me this ain't the first time These neon lights have seen 'em up against the back wall Mr. Bartender, thank you for the beer Appreciate you telling me she was here If you're gonna keep slipping out that truth Do me favor: give me the proof And keep it 100 Yeah. Put it on ice And get me buzzing up just right 'Cause there ain't nothing That's gonna fix it up now But the bottom of that black-labeled brown Ain't like I don't want her No. No If she gonna be a goner I reckon, I should get a little goner too On this old barstool If you're gonna give me the proof Won't you keep it 100? I wish that you were telling me lies But you ain't. That's why I'm running up a Tylenol tab Buddy, I'm telling you If that bottle run out You're gonna have to grab another from the back And keep it 100 Yeah. Put it on ice And get me buzzing up just right 'Cause there ain't nothing That's gonna fix it up now But the bottom of that black-labeled brown Ain't like I don't want her No. No If she gonna be a goner I reckon, I should get a little goner too On this old barstool If you're gonna give me the proof Won't you keep it 100? Keep on pouring out the truth Keep it 100 I know you know 90 won't do Keep it 100 Yeah. Put it on ice And get me buzzing up just right 'Cause there ain't nothing That's gonna fix it up now But the bottom of that black-labeled brown Ain't like I don't want her No. No If she gonna be a goner I reckon, I should get a little goner too On this old barstool If you're gonna give me the proof Won't you keep it 100?