Keep it 100
Keep it 100

So, you're saying she was here last night
With a brand-new guy
Leaving together at last call
You're telling me this ain't the first time
These neon lights have seen 'em up against the back wall

Mr. Bartender, thank you for the beer
Appreciate you telling me she was here
If you're gonna keep slipping out that truth
Do me favor: give me the proof

And keep it 100
Yeah. Put it on ice
And get me buzzing up just right
'Cause there ain't nothing
That's gonna fix it up now
But the bottom of that black-labeled brown

Ain't like I don't want her
No. No
If she gonna be a goner
I reckon, I should get a little goner too
On this old barstool
If you're gonna give me the proof
Won't you keep it 100?

I wish that you were telling me lies
But you ain't. That's why
I'm running up a Tylenol tab
Buddy, I'm telling you
If that bottle run out
You're gonna have to grab another from the back

And keep it 100
Yeah. Put it on ice
And get me buzzing up just right
'Cause there ain't nothing
That's gonna fix it up now
But the bottom of that black-labeled brown

Ain't like I don't want her
No. No
If she gonna be a goner
I reckon, I should get a little goner too
On this old barstool
If you're gonna give me the proof
Won't you keep it 100?

Keep on pouring out the truth
Keep it 100
I know you know 90 won't do

Keep it 100
Yeah. Put it on ice
And get me buzzing up just right
'Cause there ain't nothing
That's gonna fix it up now
But the bottom of that black-labeled brown

Ain't like I don't want her
No. No
If she gonna be a goner
I reckon, I should get a little goner too
On this old barstool
If you're gonna give me the proof
Won't you keep it 100?