He said "I ain't never been to war "So don't you call me 'Cap'n' no more "It's time that I went by my Christian name" So I said "Do you prefer to be 'Richard' "Or maybe just plain old 'Dick'?" It's better you never were a soldier and your aim is... Ain't we free? Ain't we terrible and young? Just like the spark in the east Turns into the sun It's no wonder we've been stung By all these birds and bees We may be wild and I'll be damned But ain't we free? Then a voice from behind us Said "You fellas are the death of fun" Little boys talkin' about shootin' In between you, not one gun Kristie Rae loved to give us lip And we loved the way she talked But her purdy little fist still hurt when the gloves came off Ain't we free? Ain't we terrible and young? Just like the spark in the east Turns into the sun It's no wonder we've been stung By all these birds and bees We may be wild and I'll be damned But ain't we free? Ain't we free? Ain't we terrible and young? Just like the spark in the east Turns into the sun It's no wonder we've been stung By all these birds and bees We may be wild and I'll be damned But ain't we free? Ain't we free? Ain't we terrible and young? Just like the spark in the east Turns into the sun It's no wonder we've been stung By all these birds and bees We may be wild and I'll be damned We may be wild and I'll be damned But ain't we free?