1, 2, 3, 4 You know what you are A pizza poser, fuck you I've never seen you eat a slice To you it's just a trend Pizza is my life Pizza is my life Pizza is my life Thin crust deep dish double pepperoni Elios stuffed crust no anchovies Pizza rolls bagel bites Cheesy crust is what I like Put it in the oven We can order delivery I don't care I'm not very picky Warm and delicious, spicy, sticky Cut it into 8 squares or triangles All I really want is pizza in me Pizza is the greatest food on Earth Oh, shit! I got drunk with Papa John He snorted cocaine with his apron on He got too fucked up for delivery It was over 30 minutes so my pizza was free Oh! P-I-Z-Z-A P-I-Z-Z-A - Yo dude go get the door, it's the pizza guy - Ooh, you got any money on this one? - Yeah, here's a five - What up man, give me that shit. Keep the change. Get out of here. - Haha. Yoo hurry, bring that shit over here. What'd you put on it? The good stuff? - I got the best stuff man. Feast your eyes - Dude are you fucking kidding me? Pineapple on the whole fucking pizza? - Ha, yeah? - Are you shitting me? - No? - Fucking pineapple?! Pineapple doesn't belong on pizza You fucking piece of shit Why would you do this to me - Dude chill, you could peel off the pineapple No! I'm gonna peel your eyes Out of your fucking skull I will extract your blood And use it as pizza sauce