[Originally by Dead Milkmen]

My life is easy 
My life ain't hard 
I spend all day in my fucking back yard 
I ain't go not money and I don't care 
My parents let me use their credit cards 

I ain't got nowhere to go so I'm moving on the street 
see people say I got no ambition 
But I least I give a shit about the stuff I eat 
yeah I care about nutrition 

Tried to get a job at the retail store, but I could not stand the competition 
so I spend all my time at hanging out at the shore, giving myself a skin condition 

I ain't got nowhere to go so I'm moving on my feet 
People say I got no ambition 
Well at least I give a shit about the stuff I eat 
Yea I care about nutrition 

Yea I guess I get upset when I see on the tv 
all the people in this world that are starving 
Well there is nothing in this world 
that can come and bother me when I smell the turkey that is carving 
I am starving! Moses I'm starving! 

My folks say I gotta get myself a job and they ain't gonna support me 
All I am to them is just a lazy slob why is it that they did not abort me? whoo! 

I guess I must hang out on broad and south 
living by my intuition 
well at least I give a shit what I put into my mouth 
yeah I care about nutrition 

Nutrition is good for me