foxy man and the glitter picker upper 
foxy man and the glitter picker upper 
foxy man and the glitter picker upper 

this song serves a purpose 
of a character introduction 
theres me a boy 
in dier need of liposuction 
with my pet dog books 
shes clumsy and crazy 
theres brian, a best friend of mine 
since we were babies 
and the last character 
hes kind of hard to describe 
hes made of ceramics 
and hes got 6 sides 
hes known as a box 
touch it feel it green hell 
theres something creepy about him 
but i like him very well 
and this here is a tale 
of 2 boys, 1 box, 1 dog 
going straight to hell 
an adventure, like never before 
all cuz its sunny out 
and were going on tour 

it was books, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me 
it was books, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me 

we got in the car, books was nutso like an ape 
and brian unleashed one of his many bad tapes 
i was in shotgun 
books and box in the back seat 
brian touched my thigh 
and books through up all over me 

(cant stop the van)repeated 

we got to the show 
and read our mail 
did you know mike parsell 
used to be in frail 
we set up our amps 
and they weighed a ton 
books grabbed the base 
and the box got on the drum 
the lights went down 
we strummed the first chord 
we thought the audience could handle it 
but then they, they collectively went out of their bore 

it was books, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me 
it was books, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me 

so then we left 
we got into the car smilin 
i smiled more when books 
threw up on brian 
and we were on for the next show 
and it's over 
it's over 

it was books, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me 
it was books, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me 
it was books, my dog, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me 
it was books, my dog, the box, brian, sokel, and me