Honey, had to call you
I know it's 1 a.m.
The late-late show is sad, but I'm glad
That it's about to end
Yeah, I've been dreaming, and I'm tired
But I'm too blue to go to bed
Oh, I wish that me and our TV
Where you and me instead
The all night movie's starting
Oh, and there's the leading man
He just kissed his leading lady
Oh, he sure is one lucky man
Now he's apologizing
For all the stupid things he said
And I wish that she and lucky he
Were you and me instead
But you and me, we're both for long
And it's a crying shame
That we're too proud to cry out loud
But we're not too proud to blame
What good is pride, when you wake up
By the cold side of the bed?
Let's make up, and let's wake up
With you and me instead
Yes, I'm apologizing for all the stupid things I said
And I'd like to trade this hatred
For you and me instead
