Christmas in jail Christmas in jail I had a little too much to drink I ain't got no bail Can't make no bail And I'm spending New Year's Eve in the clink I was in the wrong lane Feeling no pain Zoomed my car to seventy-five Ran right into You can guess who And they say I'm lucky to be alive Merry Christmas Happy New Year They're singing down the street While everybody's having Christmas turkey They bring me bread and water to eat Christmas in jail Christmas in jail I wore my shoes out walking the floor Got rocks in my head I wish I was dead Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Merry Christmas Happy New Year They're singing down the street While everybody's having Christmas turkey They bring me bread and water to eat Christmas in jail Christmas in jail I wore my shoes out walking the floor Got rocks in my head I wish I was dead Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Ain't gonna drink and drive no more Ain't gonna drink and drive no more