You drink my whiskey without asking You put your boots up on my couch Drives me crazy to remind you More than once to take the garbage out You use my good towels on the dog And that's the only thing I've asked you not to do Most days I'd love to lock you out I can't live without you The kitchen table ain't for business Wish you'd put the bills where they go I guess you need an invitation To the backyard to see that it needs mowed You leave your whiskers in the sink And I've told you till I'm black and blue You never worry what our neighbors think I can't live without you 'Cause you've got my back Even when I'm wrong You're the only one who knows Me and my heart can't get along I got some reasons to cry I can't tell you which one But you don't ask no questions You just hold me till I'm done And when I'm looking to fight you flat refuse I can't live without you You're always voicing your opinion You play your guitar way too loud God I reckon it would kill you Lift a finger, help me clean this house You know your jokes ain't all that funny But I'll keep on laughing if you want me to Nobody understands why I love you I can't live without you You've got my back Even when I'm wrong You're the only one who knows Me and my heart can't get along Well I got some reasons to cry I can't tell you which one But you don't ask no questions You just hold me till I'm done And when I'm looking to fight you flat refuse I can't live without you I can't live without you