Ayo she's poetic justice just when you had enough Bust in [?] hustling [?] After a long night of acting up She comes walking in when you all packing up Packing some or a little more than usual Hair done, her make up on, [?] shoes and all [?] starts wiping their mouth, they trying back with it Passing with that ass and tits, body type immaculate On some sassy shit, want some [?] and grits Now I'm picturing me in it while she wiggle her hips, she giggle a bit Fit like the head cheerleader So the head check it every second in the mirror I steer nearer, give her a look of "Oh yes, I want it ma'am" Of course you know a woman love a confident man So here I am, ready and willing to cash it all After all I'm a pimp, you can call me Asher Roth Nice to meet you all I'm a player Like the smooth skin ones with the ring in the tongue Like to get it til it's done I'm a player Get your dance on, cutie, when the tan's on duty Mami, shake that booty I'm a player Like the smooth skin ones with the ring in the tongue Like to get it til it's done I'm a player Get your dance on, cutie, when the tan's on duty Mami, shake that booty Now she started touching on every limb that my body offers Awfully turning me on with talk about her thoughts My thoughts were influenced by sexual needs Held off the erection elected a second to speak So I sat her down with a dutch and some [?] She acting like she knew him well, sipping while she asking Questioning my actions, the base of my attraction I laughed and said "Your abs look like you're friends with Atkins" With that I suggested to hit the exit sign 'Cause this chickenhead's breast and thighs ready for some exercise Push ups and crunches, whatever step is next in line Hook up and touching, let's combine our X and Y's And beside the fact that we could hit my place And all she whispered in my ear "What the hell we looking for?" I don't know, mami, just follow me We-we can get lost right now I'm a player Like the smooth skin ones with the ring in the tongue Like to get it til it's done I'm a player Get your dance on, cutie, when the tan's on duty Mami, shake that booty I'm a player Like the smooth skin ones with the ring in the tongue Like to get it til it's done I'm a player Get your dance on, cutie, when the tan's on duty Mami, shake that booty She walked through the front door fronting like she own the place Rested on the sofa and said to light the fireplace Hey, you need to eat or drink something Or duck out the room, slip in something more comfortable She came back in with boxers blocking her box My favorite rock T-shirt on blocking the top I'm ready to rock but I gotta set the mood in style Lit candles, pump jams by music soul child My heart's wild, thumping, pumping with adrenaline Wonder if this ever ends if we can be friends again Tonight I'm your gentleman, assisting in your fantasies Please until you fall asleep, see if you could handle me Could this be true love moving between the covers The two of us build trust turn into two lovers, but When I awoke there's a note right by the phone It said "Ash, I gotta go, my man's waiting at home" I'm a player Like the smooth skin ones with the ring in the tongue Like to get it til it's done I'm a player Get your dance on, cutie, when the tan's on duty Mami, shake that booty I'm a player Like the smooth skin ones with the ring in the tongue Like to get it til it's done I'm a player Get your dance on, cutie, when the tan's on duty Mami, shake that booty I'm a player Player