Power tools are my delight
Vibrating you to jelly-lumps, jelly-lumps
Smoothing out the little chinks in your mind
Cutting bumps down to size
Slipping in a quick surprise
Feel the motion
(Regular, regular)
Spreading out to every part
In from your skin
(Regular, regular)
To your palpitating heart
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Orgasms in broad daylight
Orbital intimidation
Hear the call of the padded saviour's cry
Directed wherever you will
Its firm response will always thrill
Feel the motion
(Regular, regular)
Spreading out to every part
In from your skin
(Regular, regular)
To your palpitating heart
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Mechanical masseur
Yes sir, yes sir
Mechanical masseur
Kate was restless
So was Bill
They shared a dream
And a machine
One night, it got so involved
Intense
Couldn't break away
Last thing to go was the nose
Now they're a cloud of vibrating neutrinos
Feel the motion
(Regular, regular)
In from your skin
(Regular, regular)
(Regular, regular)
(Regular, regular)
(Regular, regular)
