As I count the calories 
I start to feel the grand fatigue 
All in vain goes down the drain 
Inside my brain the grand fatigue 
In my sleep only food on my mind 
In my dreams only food I can find 
Behind the wheel I long to heal 
The grand fatigue 

Breakfast brunch and lunch and dinner 
Every stone of you a sinner 
Is it chocolate is it bacon 
Every inch of you a fake 
For lasagna you've been waiting 
Over pasta contemplating 
Set your mind on decorating 
Of a schwarzwald cake 

When we meet you're hardly there 
The dry eyes the falling hair 
In the mirror in the mirror 
That's not you 

As I count the calories 
I start to feel the grand fatigue 
All in vain goes down the drain 
Inside my brain the grand fatigue 
In my sleep only food on my mind 
In my dreams only food I can find 
Behind the wheel I long to heal 
The grand fatigue 

What's the beef you eat with candy 
Does the camembert come handy 
Pouring gravy on a piglet 
Peking duck away you take 
What's inside that stuffed tomato 
Cream and cheese on baked potato 
Set your mind on cutting slices 
From a schwarzwald cake 

Where's the friend who I once knew 
Share the pain you're going through 
In the mirror in the mirror 
That's not you 

As I count the calories 
I start to feel the grand fatigue 
All in vain goes down the drain 
Inside my brain the grand fatigue 
In my sleep only food on my mind 
In my dreams only food I can find 
Behind the wheel I long to heal 
The grand fatigue 

When we meet you're hardly there 
The dry eyes the falling hair 
In the mirror in the mirror 
That's not you 

As I count the calories 
I start to feel the grand fatigue 
All in vain goes down the drain 
Inside my brain the grand fatigue 
In my sleep only food on my mind 
In my dreams only food I can find 
Behind the wheel I long to heal 
The grand fatigue