When we were last here we named our offspring, 
but we never even did it, we never really did anything.
We shared a birthday so we shared a do and they cooked my/your clothes when I was upstairs with you. 
I/you did the sheet trick, 
you/I did a yawn so I/you went out with the boys, 
stealing the milk at dawn.
I was a virgin, you were on holiday 
- I'd had seven glasses when she asked me to stay.
So I let the wine decide what I should do.
At least I was careful 
- I remember it was blue.