[Intro: Training Day] King Kong, ain't got shit on me! [Verse 1:] Bring out the apes the gorillas the monkeys the junkies Half money half bummy half genius half dummy Dirty, slutty, bloody, muddy, filthy fuck buddy If you're stupid you should study how I'm steady making money Like I'm Steady B, Freddy Krueger, bald as Lex Luthor Spark buddha, pick a public park become a sharpshooter Chop an off-duty cop up into chop suey Channeling Tupac through me (hock tui) damn I'm such a glock groupie Bad grammar, bad manners, bad hammers, bad mama jama hammer boppin Got your grandma yellin like she's Janice Joplin, I'm joshin Please get off my johnson, I see you bitches jockin this jargon that I'm jotting I'm Jesus a genius a G I'm a genie Grantin bitches wishes if they wish is for my pee pee I'm greazy and greedy and creepy and freaky and skeevy Your breezy, but fuck me for a CD They are very very dangerous, they are wild animals Something's got to be done [Chorus:] Look at all this wild shit ya'll got me on With fire arms now it's on like Honkey Kong Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? Look at all this wild shit ya'll got me on They play this song and it's on like Honkey Kong Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? Where my gorillas at? Where my apes at? [Verse 2:] Bring out the rebels the devils, bring out the vandals Bring out the vicious ditch diggers and bitches with love handles Bring the bummy scummy stretch mark tummy with no money Strobe light honey who swears she like a playboy bunny Ap is batty, daffy attitude, crappy to scrappy verbally Abusive baby daddy, call the liquor store a packie I'm picky in particular, consider sex an extracurricular test And you can call me Professor Testicular Stick it in ya dick dangle down to my fibula Nah I'm fibbin it just barely touched the top of my tibia The titty touchin, titty crushin, pretty fuckin disgustin Kiddy abductin, giddy up to gallop through the dust A chauvinist, a showoff, as classic as Chopin Or Eric. B with dookie ropes so call me the dope man You fucks don't even know, if you don't come up with my dough You'll hear more neins (nines) than German people screaming "No! " I'm that Honkey Kong, orangutang, killer ape, gorilla [scratches] [Chorus]