Sake crazy, sake crazy!
Steel clouds hang over Japan
Sake crazy, sake crazy!
Earthquake - shit has hit the fan...
In the corner if the globe
Polish blood drives polish men
We all X-Ray geishas' robes
And we closely watch the yen

Sake crazy, sake crazy... But this is that way...
Sake crazy, sake crazy... Tonight I'll play that game...

Straight from Europe, here at last...
Listen to our sound effects!
We play fuckin' loud and fast
And we are white gods of sex
We look sullen at first glance
Dressed in black, but not to mourn
If you see our wings by chance
Know that we enjoy jap porn

Sake crazy, sake crazy... But this is that way...
Sake crazy, sake crazy... Tonight I'll play that game...

Anchor man reports the news
Streets filled up with human mass
No time for your idle shmooze
Screams of terror, shattered glass
We won't rant like some old pricks
Only tanks could stop our plans
Better wait for slant-eyed chicks
Find the bar and watch'em dance

Sake crazy, sake crazy... But this is that way...
Sake crazy, sake crazy... Tonight I'll play that game...
Sake crazy, sake crazy... But this is that way...
Sake crazy, sake crazy... Tonight I'll play that game...