“Hello Mrs Shaw could I borrow your lawn mower?” “or parts of your body?” Why, why me Why am I so lonely? I’m an animal, I’m a sexual pervert An animal, I’m a living abortion An animal, I’m nobody’s hero An animal, I’m your next door neighbour Everybody hates me, why am I so ugly I’m an animal, I’m a sexual pervert An animal, I’m a living abortion An animal, I’m nobody’s hero An animal, I’m your next door neighbour Everybody scorns me, my wife she doesn’t know me I’m an animal I’m an animal I’m an animal I’m an animal, I’m your next door neighbour Everybody shuns me, why am I so dirty? I dream of naked ladies leaping over me I like peeping through holes in public lavatories I like domineering women in high thigh boots Tying me up………. Whipping me! Somebody help me, I’ve lost my sanity I’m an animal, I’m a sexual pervert An animal, I’m a living abortion An animal, I’m nobody’s hero I’m an animal, I’m you next door neighbour No sex for me You, you made me, You scared my body You degraded me You twisted my mind You made me unkind You fed on my cravings You persecuted me You don’t understand……………….you