Girls in the bathroom stall talk The waving hands friends They take long walks So they can feel again And everyone here has a little fear They never asked how bridges and tunnels work But we still drive on them Sigh like a middle-aged man Alone in your room With the AC on blast What are you gonna do? Going to bed with a sticky head Dragging today's shit into tomorrow, well At least you're doing that less Nothing happens all the time Nothing and everything Send me down the water slide And all that I'm carrying Into the funnel falls The tunnels and the bathroom stalls Nothing happens all the time You're simultaneously The most direct and circuitous thing I've ever messed with I've got a knack for sitting back Letting my feet stretch out in the shallow end But you don't know that yet Nothing happens all the time Nothing and everything Send me down the water slide And all that I'm carrying Into the funnel falls The puddles and the oceans, ah Nothing happens all the time And my body's made of something I could describe it just as well As a five year old could They'd say bones are the wood And the rest is fluff and blood And it all begins to flood And the flood floats the house And the tunnels close down And it goes and leaves me mud Nothing happens all the time Nothing and everything Send me down the water slide And all that I'm carrying Into the funnel falls The wood, the beams, the bones, the walls Nothing happens all the time