It's not where you start, it's where you finish It's not how you go, it's how you land A hundred to one shot, they call you a klutz Can out-run the favorite, all you need is the guts Your final return will not diminish And you can be the cream of the crop It's not where you start, it's where you finish And you're gonna finish on top It's not where you start, it's where you finish It's not how you go, it's how you land All you need is the guts Your final return will not diminish And you can be the cream of the crop It's not where you start, it's where you finish And you're gonna finish on top She's played the palace and she's played the dumps She can do [?] and she can do bumps She's taken her vows and she's taken her lumps Lord, help us, we love her She's danced for a fortune, she's danced for a buck In front of the Queen, on the back of a truck Been upstairs at Downton and down on her luck, but Lord, help us, we love her We love her [?] days, her pixie ways That bit of gypsy in her soul We love her TV shows, her UFOs Her good old friend Aurora, Dorris, Weezer, and Nicole The music is playing, the light shining bright The aura is strong, the vibration is right Our world of illusion will [?] tonight, so Lord, help us, we love her We love her What a step up, holy cow, they'd never believe it If your friends could see you now