Mel: I am the evil pirate captain Mel Other Pirates: And a really evil pirate too. Mel: You are very, very kind I'm an evil mastermind and I'll do cruel things to you. Other Pirates: We are very, very kind, he's an evil mastermind and he'll do cruel things to you... Mel: I'll kick you in the knee, poke your eye so you can't see and hit you with my sword. But I'd be a pirate swine so I have to draw the line so I will not throw you overboard. Other Pirates: What never? Mel: No Never. Other Pirates: What never? Mel: Hardly ever!