I'm still here because I've got nothing else to do You're an asshole But I'm getting used to you I like the fact that You talk incessantly I got a thing for assholes Who tell good stories I think that drinking Is the only thing that you do right You're gonna self-destruct I think that's what I like You like me so you try and make me Feel like shit I think it's kind of funny yeah I kind of enjoy it If you're gonna do it, overdo it That's how you know you're alive Go ahead, take yourself a coma nap Take a puddle dive You said, this is my bedroom window You said, this is my view You said, lie down here with me And see the things that I do Like you were trying to tell me something About the way you live Like you would give me something If you had something to give And for all your talk You don't say much that's real I think I know more than you About the way that you feel I understand your anger And your apathy I think if I was you, You're who I'd be I'm still here 'Cause I got nothing else to do You're an asshole but I'm getting used to you I could love you, yeah I've entertained the thought But I could never like you So I guess I'd better not