Hello It's me I'm returning your call It's Monday Wednesday Friday Between noon and three He says I usually just let the phone ring But I've always got a minute of time For the next big thing And I wonder How can he see where he's going With those dollar signs in front of his eyes? I say thank you for your interest But my thing is already just the right size Hello It's me Yes I'll play for the door Nothing more On a Tuesday He says baby What is your name I forgot He says baby Tell me again Are you really hot And I think He does not hear what I'm saying He's just looking at my eight by ten And wondering about The part that was left out Does she have a body That will really draw them in? How much do you want How much are you willing to do Baby this is no business For a sweet little girl like you Can you play the game Act it out Frame for frame Do you know your lines Let's hear them one more time But I'd rather pay my dues to the six people sitting at the bar Than to all those men in their business suits Who say I'll take you away from this If you'll just get in the car