Going once, going twice Sold to the girl Who ignored all the advice Of all the people who knew better She just stood there On the front porch Waiting for her will To come and get her She was packed She had a suitcase Full of noble intentions She had a map And a straight face Hell bent on reinvention And she was ready For the lonely She was in it for It only Going once, going twice Down the road less taken With her diary and her WD40 And her Swiss army knife And her beer And there was always Someone there to say Why don't you just stay And hang your hat here But she was packed She had a suitcase Full of bungles and near misses And she was swinging Through a jungle Of last calls and first kisses And she was learning About please About huge humilities Then one day she looked around her And everything up til then was showing And she wondered: how did i get here Without even knowing where i was going? Now there's no getting out of this And there is no going back And it all seems so odd sometimes And the odds all seem stacked Going once, going twice Sold to the girl Who ignored all the advice Of all the people who knew better She just stood there On the front porch Waiting for her will To come and get her She was packed She had a suitcase She had a map And a straight face She was ready For the lonely She was in it for It only