Schadenfreude Schadenfreude My name is Sean-Claude and I love schadenfreude I've got schadenfreude stuck in my teeth There is no scarcity of epicaricacy I want more schadenfreude, thank you, please I'm so filled with hate, I can barely contain All my joy when a dickhead is thwarted Junk food for the soul is still food when you're hungry And everything is so goddamn distorted I wanna bottle this feeling I wanna take a bump of it It's a beautiful, American emotion Mine eyes start to bleed, glued to my Schadenfeed™ It's a wonder why I haven't gotten cancer yet What with wave after wave of the hatred-filled haze I inhale night and day on the internet I wish that I could eat it That it could cure diseases I wish that it made anything better than this And I'm no Rod and Todd, but I do got a god Goddamn god in and outside of me So I can't rightly say why I laugh at the pain But I guess you could say that I'm just fucking mean My name is Sean-Claude and I love schadenfreude Like a god loves to rot out your teeth And I'm so fucking bitter, I can barely remember That you reap what you sow and you sow what you reap Please deliver you Please deliver me Please deliver all of the people from this Please deliver you Please deliver me Please deliver all of the people from this