I am a blank page in a notebook, waiting to be filled with countless drawings of cocks. I am a bathroom wall, freshly painted over to cover up swastikas and the names of the girls that we called sluts, I am the Total Gym, I am the Salad Glove, I am the Slap Chop, I'm the forever lazy, I am a boring and worthless thing, and nobody should save me. I am the Kool-Aid stains on the mouth of a kid, whose name is most likely Cody. He had a juice box for breakfast and he carries a stick that he most likely found in the alley, And Cody doesn't have friends, and his parents hate each other, and he wants to find a better way to love his family. And after school he hangs out in the abandoned house behind the Arby's. I am the camera that watches you, when you think you are awake. and I am a Jesus fish on a drug traffic fan that keeps all their cocaine safe. I am the guy that eats at least 50 chicken wings, at an all you can eat buffet, I'm the Xbox controller for a drone operator today. And I'm a hologram of a tanning booth, in a history class from the future. I'm the nuclear test, called Operation Dominic, that gave my grandfather cancer. And I am a video store clerk and an angel of death, "Hello how are you? My Name is Trevor." Prepare to die, Bad Lieutenant 2 is the greatest movie ever.