They say it'll happen
The second I stop looking
If one more person says those words
I'll do something I shouldn't
Oh don't you know there's only
So much a girl can take
I found a few who come and go
But they never want to stay
There's shaking Jack who won't call me back
And then John who's in love with his mother (it's kind of weird)
Oh, I try to dodge all the love they bomb
'Cause I know they'll get bored and find another
Thinking oh, it's quite pathetic
Tell me, where did all the good guys go?
I just don't get it
I guess I'll die alone
Well I could settle for someone who's less than 6'4"
Find a nice guy that'll leave me too
Can someone tell me, oh
What's a girl to do? I wish I knew
If they're always coming back
They're always gonna leave
And here he is again and we're just friends
On the wrong side of my sheets
And if I hear it one more time
I might fucking scream
A person's out there waiting
Well, if only you could see that
Ben and Chad are just like their dad
Oh, their hairline is receding (not this again)
Oh and you would think that they'd think you're a catch
God, their looks are so deceiving
Thinking oh, it's quite pathetic
Tell me, where did all the good guys go?
I just don't get it
I guess I'll die alone
Well I could settle for someone who's less than 6'4"
Find a nice guy that'll leave me too
Can someone tell me, oh
What's a girl to do? I wish I knew
Used to dream of picket fences
Now boys who talk to all their exes
You would think I've learned my lesson
But sorry, can't help it, I'm hopelessly romantic
Someone date me please, oh
