If you got a message
Please send me a postcard now 
And if you show your feelings babe
My tape machine will get it somehow 

If you got a problem
Don't beg the world for help 
And if you need somebody babe
I've got a dog who's jobless now

If you got a message
Please send me a postcard now 
And if you got a vision babe
Don't show that movie in this town 

Here comes the loser
The master is back - back on the track