You look divorced (2x)

You've got that mopy look on your face, you're 3 months behind on your alimony 
payments 
you're pissed off, you're ex married someone new, and you're also pissed of 
because he's a fucking jew 

You look divorced (4x)

You sit in a bar, you're always pissed 
you're number 4 on the deadbeat dad list 
you're fired from your job because you're a fucking drunk 
you'll never get her back because you're a fucking loser 

You look divorced