I could be anything, you want me to be Cook you nice dinners, and then gently rub your feet I could be the perfect wife, and be your slave for life But I won't, no I won't I could be the sweetest thing, you think you've ever seen Dress up in skimpy clothes, all to fulfill your dreams I could do anything, to show how much you mean But I won't, no I won't I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace Just because I can I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease Just because I can - just because I can I could be the mistress, who says she doesn't care And I'll keep on smiling, when you're treating me like air I could be your best friend, the one who's always there But I won't, no I won't I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace Just because I can I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease Just because I can - just because I can Just because I can - just because I can I'm gonna be, that thing in your head Keeping you awake, at night in your bed And every time you feel, you're losing control Remember I'm the one, who dug you that hole Just because I can I can be the things you want But I won't... I'll be a fly in your soup, the one that's always in your face Try to wave me away, I'll be right back on your case I'm the stain on your suit, yeah that one you can't replace Just because I can I'll be the itch on your back, on a spot that you can't reach I'm the reason you crack, yeah I'm like a bad disease Just because I can - just because I can Just because I can - just because I can I can! I can be the things you want But I won't