You ride your John Deere down to the pond Just to watch me struggle along. You say you got your daddy's seed in you And you think you're bored with anything there is to do with me. You wipe your hands across your bare chest And rub your fingers through your crew cut hair. ?Expelled from school,? you tell me with a grin, ?I copped a feel from an ex-girlfriend.? I know you want to break the rules- We were made by nature's fools. And so you ride all day long, all by yourself, ?Til you feel strong- Strong enough to stay Strong enough to be Standing in the way Of everything I see. You wanna know why I had to go Down to the baseball park to see you blow it. All the balls just fall from your hands, And your daddy asks me, When is he gonna be a man?? I know you want to change the truth- We were made by nature's fools. So you ride all night long With your boys in those muscle cars. And you go down to the city And laugh at the faggots Until the girls look pretty and until you feel strong- Strong enough to stay Strong enough to be Standing in the way Of everything that you could see. I'm just a magnet for the rural faggots. They come and knock on my door Just to find they're running out of time To figure out what they come here for. I know you want to know the truth And I'm the dyke who will give it to you. By this time next year you'll know you're queer It'll all be okay It'll all be clear And you'll run away from home But not to be alone And you'll go down to the city Where the boys are pretty And where you feel strong Strong enough to stay Strong enough to be A country boy who's gay.