Alright then

Looks like you could use some help
From the boss bitch of hell herself
Check out daddy's glowing reviews on yelp
Five star
Scuff free
Greater than great
With the punch of a pentagram
I wap-bam-boom alakazam
Usually, I charge like 10 giftie subbies
But you get the subscriber rate
Thanks, dad

Who needs the busboy now that you've got the chef?
Michelin-tasting menu
Free a la carte
I'll rig the game for you because I'm the ref
Champagne fountains
Caviar mountains
That's just to start!

Who's been here since day one?
Who's been faithful as a nun?
Who made you chuckle with an old-timey pun?
Your favorite tech support
It's true
I'm your guy, your day-to-day
Your chum, your steadfast hotelier
Remember when I fixed that stream today?
I was glitched. Thank you, sir!
On you

I'm truly honored that we built such a bond
You're like the child that I wish that I had
Uh. What?
I care for you. Just like a daughter I spawned
Wait a second
It's a little funny
You could almost call me "daddy"

They say when you're looking for assistance
It's smart to pick the path of least resistance
Others say that in your needy hour
There's no substitute for pure angelic power!

Who covers you had once said raised you up
Sadly, there are times you first streamer is a dud
They say the family you choose is better
What a bunch of losers
Can you butt you of my sing?
Your song? I started this!
I'm singing it. I'll finish it!
Oh. You tacky piece of—