A boy prefers a crowd of older folks He will bow Holds a snow cane parallel to the stone To the boardwalking elders, it’s a magic microphone Sing a warning song He sounds just like Perry Como Tie a sweater to his hips And hang tight to the flagpole His feet kick out to the threatening sky Too young for prediction, they’re ignoring his signs He was just for decoration, just a little entertainment We’ve gotta go back to the beach before we hear the halt of summer screech Every one has something that they’d like to see torn down Oh, but not this small house that has walked upon stilts Nor the roller rink or bakeries that have shuttered up since Oh, Isabel, as I make my way home my baritone, is guaranteed gold But it was just an aberration, just the wind at my throat I rode into a car door Into the bushes I was thrown They were just for decoration How was I to know?