It takes a lot to piss me off But once I'm there, it's hard to cool me down Take as lot to piss me off So why you want to go and do that now? It takes a lot of effort and time To push me over that line Take a lot to piss me off But you're gettin' there It takes a lot to piss me off If I get mad, I feel like a jerk It takes a lot to piss me off So why do you want to do that much work? I lose my temper, and then It's hard to find it again It takes a lot to piss me off So why you gotta piss me off It takes a lot to piss me off But you're gettin' there