I'm going home 
There I am there, in my bedroom 
I'm safe and I'm snug and snoring 
And so glad to be there. 

I'm going home 
None of this ever happened 
But, God, I really did it 
Still nothing has changed. 

[Chorus] 
I'm going home 
I'm going home 
To my own room 
To all the mess 
To all the dirty laundry 
It looks so good I don't care 
I'm just so glad to be home, sweet home 

Wonder if anyone missed me? 
Or have I been gone so far 
They thought that I died 
How many said 
I wonder what happened to Alice? 
How many shrugged, or laughed, 
How many cried, 
But I don't give a damn!

[Chorus] 

I'm going home 
Nothing can stop me now 
(repeat)