One thing I miss is Cold Ethyl and her skeleton kiss 
We met last night making love by the refrigerator light 
Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms 
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms 

One thing 
No lie 
Ethyl's frigid as an eskimo pie 
She's cool in bed 
Well she oughta be 'cause Ethyl's dead 

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms 
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms 
Come on Cold Ethyl 
Freeze me babe 

One thing - it's true 
Cold Ethyl I am stuck on you 
And everything is my way 
Ethyl don't have much to say 

Ethyl Ethyl let me squeeze you in my arms 
Ethyl Ethyl come and freeze me with your charms 
Come here Cold Ethyl 
What makes you so cold? Ooh so cold 

Cold Ethyl 
Cold Cold Ethyl 
If I live 'til ninety-seven 
You'll still be waiting in refrigerator heaven 

'Cause you're cool 
You're ice 
Cold Ethyl 
You're my paradise